Be the first to review “Assuming I’m just an old Lady was your first mistake hippie shirt, tank top, classic tee”
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, “Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here atthis breakfast table together.” “I know,” the old man said. “We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.””Well,” Granny snickered. “Let’s relive some old times.” Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.”You know, honey,” the little old lady breathlessly replied, “My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.”
See more Assuming I’m just an old Lady was your first mistake hippie shirt
“I wouldn’t be surprised,” replied Gramps. “One’s in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal. Just overheard this near 65 year old lady say, “I’m still single because I haven’t met the right man yet.” Thought to myself, “Oh, you gonna meet him soon. Assuming I’m just an old Lady was your first mistake. His name is Jesus…” Checking out at the supermarket recently, the young cashier suggested I should bring my own bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. I apologized and explained, “We didn’t have this green thing back in my earlier days“.
My husband and I made the same mistake thinking it was the moon and it was a Shell station sign looked exactly like the moon through the trees LOL. I did this with my daughter and grandkids. We were coming up 85, old lady mistake. They still remind me of this. Yeah, we have a Shell Station sign many mistake for the moon. Recently I had a lady ask me if I worked in baby ward. I said yep. She replied”you delivers my oldest baby” and I asked” and how old is she?” She said. 65.! I nearly passed out but then I’m 92 and I love it. The Father Has been and still is very GOOD to me!
Reviews
There are no reviews yet.