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I can’t sleep and I’m burned out on work for the night. So I started scrolling my newsfeed, which is inexplicably full of men giving advice about women, dating, and valentine’s day. I’d like to clear some things up: You will never make a woman “feel special” with flowers and chocolate on valentine’s day. If you celebrate it, that’s pretty much the minimum. Don’t ask me for advice I still think punching stupid people in the face. Attempting to make her “feel special” on valentine’s day is a fool’s errand. She should already feel like that. Using a holiday to do it will always seem forced… because it is.

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Do not take advice from guys who use the terms “bone”, “score”, or “get some” to describe the conclusion of the evening. If they knew about relationships, having sex wouldn’t be a rarity that occurs on holidays. Don’t ask me for advice I still think punching stupid people in the face. Planning an activity is better than a gift. Something she would enjoy. This activity cannot be vague like “dinner and a movie”. It needs to specific as in you’ve already finalized the details of the evening, you know, showing you put some thought into it. (But also see minimums listed in item 1)

If you are in a relationship, you cannot simply skip it, unless this is agreed upon in far in advance. It’s too late to come to this agreement now because you’ll just seem like you’re trying to weasel out of it. Do not, under any circumstances, tell her you have plans as some sort of game to make her want you. Yes, she probably will wonder what you’re doing. She will probably come up a mental list of who you’re probably doing. These games don’t work. If they do, and this makes her want you, trust me, you don’t want her. She’s insecure and chases immediate valuation. Read that as: she’ll cheat. Of course, if you think this is a good idea, you probably don’t have a full dance card anyway, so whatever.

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