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Well we spent about close to 4 hrs at the hospital… and thanks to my brother and my sister… for being there to help me make jokes….love ya.. Well…my mom has a fractured humerus…and I will tell you I was scared instantly when she showed me her swollen forearm and wrist…at 2a.m ish..because recently we been monitoring her blood pressure because it’s been pretty high…so 1st thing that crossed my mind was swollen legs/arms and heart/blood issues = could lead to serious heart problems…well that’s my layman’s view on that… her pressure was high when we got there and lowered a few notches before we left…BUT THANK GOD SHE’S OK…. SO LET ME TELL YOU HOW SHE FRACTURED HER FUNNY BONE…(humerus). Hope you like I Found This Humerus Medicine Joke shirt.

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One day she decided to try and move her queen size solid heavy 8 inch mattress with her SHOULDER and that was about a month ago…she hid her bruising until my brother saw it and she told him how she did it… Well I found out through my brother what happenned…so i questioned my mom about it until she told me herself…i was upset then I thought I can’t scold her or ground her she’s 83yrs old… BUT SHE… should never NEVER NEVER HAD DONE THAT… But can’t keep my mom from trying to be sooo independent… shes admitted it a lot lately that it’s hard to be dependent on others… But I try my hardest to ask her 1st if she NEEDS HELP…before I swoop in like a superhero lol.

We laugh a lot about each other and make jokes to lighten things… We laughed a lot waiting for xrays and blood tests… It made those 4 hours tolerable… and by the way… If anybody needs help moving a mattress call my mom lol… I love my mom and we are keeping an eye on her…because she is OUR SUPERHERO!! I Found This Humerus Medicine Joke shirt. P.S. The doctor was going to prescribe her some pain medication and she said… “No i dont need it I have Tylenol at home” the Dr seemed surprised by her comment and then said “good for you…you have an amazing tolerance for pain”

I find medicine jokes quite “humerus”

Some times the best remedy for anxiety is to laugh. To find something humourous (no not the humerus in your arms) that can get you to laugh for at least thirty minutes, whether it is bad knock knock jokes or a stand up comedian or something that is so stupid it brings a smile to your dial. Laughter and humour are often the best medicine to curb anxiety or angst, especially in serious situations.

The people in the hospital had me wait around a while. Throughout this adventure I was asked by multiple people when my birthday was. It must be some sort of inside joke there, because they never seemed to tire of it. Eventually they took some X-rays and told me that my humerus had a small piece broken off. (I asked three different people if that would affect my ability to tell jokes. None of them reacted appropriately; I guess they all had had injuries to the humerus.) The doctor who spoke to me (for about 30 seconds total) advised me not to swim or play tennis. It should heal in 4-6 weeks.

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