A great gift: I tried to be a good girl but then the Bonfire was lit and there was Coors Light shirt. Coors Light + Good Girl, = A Good Time! Cheers to the coors light queen, Happy birthday to my sista the girl that pulls me up when I’m down! Thank you for all that you do! I can’t wait for you to be a MAMA! Everyone drink a Coors light for bri bri since she won’t be having one. I hope you have a wonderful magical day today! You’re the (best friend ever). I love you even when I don’t show it!!
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There’s two things you will almost never see in life. A unicorn pooping in the woods and a black man with sole physical and legal custody of his daughter. Guess which one a judge in the state of Minnesota determined you should see? It’s been a long 2018 but knowing I can raise this little girl into the strong, confident and intelligent woman she deserves to be without any toxic influences is amazing.
Every parent knows that it sucks some days. Hell it sucks a lot of days. Actually, I’ll be honest, I have a timer on my phone for when it’s bedtime (6:45 this summer) and I can crack open a Coors Light. I tried to be a good girl but then the Bonfire was lit and there was Coors Light. But you don’t get to show up when you feel like it, and then disappear for months at a time leaving your child wondering where you are and if they’re ever going to see you again. Those are fun bedtime conversations to have with your kid, said no one ever.
Being a good parent isn’t about being so when it’s convenient for you or when you don’t have any other plans, its about being there every day, every single day. Am I perfect? Hell no. I suck at a lot of things, I have worse money management skills than a bankrupt NFL star and I have the work ethic of Ron Livingston’s character in Office Space (screw coming in on Saturday, I’m not coming in at all). But one thing I can confidently say is that I will always be there for my daughter, always.
A good girl and Coors Light
Here’s the deal. I LOVE Jesus! I LOVE my husband, my kids and my job. But the truth is I also really LOVE a coors light here and there. I LOVE my girl gang, they hustle hard but know how to have a damn good time! And let’s be honest I LOVE real life people! The ones who drop an F bomb because the moment is right and it gracefully just slips out! So thank you sweary moms! I like you! You’re my peeps! Such an F bomb mom, not at my kids or anything but you know when their usual 2 hour nap turns into just 20 minutes, and you just sat down with hot food… “for fucks sake” Hahahaha