Mike Morningstar’s “West Virginia Girl”– one of the best songs ever written in or about West Virginia. Love Mike Morningstar and his music. Missing a Fayette County performance tonight and I hate that. Never mess with a West Virginia girl we know places where no one will find you shirt. Thanks for sharing. Three friends married women from different States within the United States. The first man married a woman from Wisconsin. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
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It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from North Dakota. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. Never mess with a West Virginia girl we know places where no one will find you. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from West Virginia. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day, every meal, no exceptions. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything, but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. However, he still has some difficulty when he pees.