Sometimes I Wish I Was An OCTOPUS, So that I Could Slap 8 People At Once ! I hate two faced people… its so hard to decide which face to slap first… Sometimes i wish i was an octopus, so i could slap 8 people at once. Its really rued for you to talk while im interrupting other people. Don’t judge someone’s attitude until you’ve felt their pain. I hate when i say something funny,then someone else says it louder andgets all the credit for it. Dear weekend, welcome back…..I’ve missed you. Life is so much better when your with your best friends. Dear sleep, im sorry i hated you when i was a little kid, Right now i love you very much and i cherish every moment with you.
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Quote of the day: “Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so l could slap several people at once.” My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry. Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day. They say “don’t try this at home” so I’m coming over to your house to try it. Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life. Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears. Don’t mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words. I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.


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